*Japanese Prime Minister's English skills *Somebody sent me this amusing story and I do not know if it is true!A few years ago, Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic Englishconversation training before he visits Washington and meets President BillClinton...The instructor told Mori, the Japanese Premier, when you shake handwith PresidentClinton, please say 'how are you'.Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you...? Now, you should say 'metoo'. Afterwards the translators will do the work for you.'It looks quite simple, but the truth was...When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said, 'WHO are you?' (instead of 'HOWare you?')Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well,I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'Then Mori replied, 'Me too, ha-ha..haaaa ..'. Then there was a long silencein the meeting room.*Colletion by* *Paul Thang*
Zii nei lehang i zii' cih bangbang mang lehang zii lel hong kici dinghi
Zii' cihcih mang zolo in vua zel lehanglah gilopa hong kici dinghi
Zii a vua zelzel pasal pen a zii' cihcih manglo in,
a ma' cihcih a zii in amanloh ciangin a vua hiding hi.
(Zu kham thoihna te a paalo)Â Tua ahih manin Zii neih ciang bangci bawlding????
HAMPHA ZAW UH TEH Nu Zuang : : Nang hampha mahmah teh na pasal in ong zawt thiamthiam mai ... Nu Khup : : Hampha ciding ih hiam, hamsia ciding ih hiam, theizo zawzen nawnkeng ei! Nu Zuang : : Nangzah val aa hampha ding om ahia.. acihleh Nu Khup : : Hamphatna ahih zongin lunggulh ngeungau zonawn keng. Nu Zuang : : A bangci lehbung inmaw? Nu Khup : : Ki-it ki-ngai ici tateu zongin baihkei. Nu Zuang : : Thuuumthuum nuamlai sicia, tu hun teh pasal it ding zong baih nawn lo aive. Nu Khup : : Ka pasal inbel ong it lua kisa, an le tui nangawn ka nek ding phalvet kei. No mah hampha zaw uhteh. Cimphawng tawh kong kalhelh zual pak hi-in ong zomto laivua, zaknop.....
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